The Koi In The Fish Tank

How to make your life more productive.

I wanted to make my day more productive. I wanted to do something productive with my life or whatever. So i Googled,  "how to make your life productive." I clicked on a couple sites that had lists of things to do to make your life productive. And none of them were for me. So I said Fuck It, I'm going to Tumblr. And i did and thats what i did for the remainder of the day.

I didnt think tumblr was that cool but you cant help but get sucked the fuck into the world of reblogging random pictures of different things.

Albino Squirells

 

Saw one today. looked like this one.

Are You Awake?

        No i'm Fucking skydiving!

You've just got comfortable. All snuggled up in your bed. About to drift off to sleep, maybe you have a headache, it's nice, dark, quiet, you're almost out when, DING! BEEP! RING! (Whatever it may sound like) you get an unexpected text message! UGH!

Who the fuck could this be, this late? Why are they texting me? Why do they think I want to talk to them?!

So thinking it might be important or an emergency, you roll over, maybe across your significant other, grab your phone, wishing your curiosity would let you ignore it, but you know you have the reminder on, you its just gonna DING again. Press the button to turn the screen on, cuss at jesus cause you blind yourself, and you read the message. And what does it say?

"Are you awake?"

You want to murder. What else would a normal person be doing at 1am in the morning? You wait a moment, cooling down, before responding your smartass reply and pressing send.

Ok if you are expecting a text message from someone, at some odd hour of the night, ok it might be exciting! But it kills me to be awoken by the late night RINGY DING DING, BEEP BEEP, or worst of all the ringtone you thought was awesome when you spent $2.99 on it, but hearing it in the middle of the night, and having it stuck in your head, makes you cringe with pain.

I'm just saying. I used to be the up all nighter, sleep all dayer, but I've changed my routine and everyone i know pretty much knows it. So I might sound old, but if i have not been talking to you that day or you haven't told me you will text me later. And it's past 11:30PM!

Don't Fucking wake me up from my beauty sleep!....(Unless it;s life or death situations, or emergencys)

I dont ask much. It's not that hard to NOT type or dial my number.

K THX BYE

Smiley Faces!

It's Funny

It's funny when you find out your ex, who unfriended you, still tries to see what your doing by looking at comments your common friends have put on a post. lol funny.

Awesome Things/ not so awesome but cool to think about

I googled things to blog about cause i didnt have anything to blog about today. and a site that came up i thought i needed to share with whoever reads my blog. :-)

http://1000awesomethings.com/

It has cool things to write or think about.

OMGF!

via www.meatbeerbabes.com

Messages Movies Give Us

Why the fuck does a movie have to have a message? or teach us something? why cant it be a story for entertainment purposes???

I have seen online, that people are making comments about how Harry Potter gives a great message to kids and blah blah and Twilight tells girls when a guy leaves you to go jump off a cliff. UGH!!! Why cant it be just a story!? Its fantasy! Why does it have to teach you something?

But... Why does twilight have to come off as all suicidal and shit? I see it as it tells you how you feel inside when you give your mind, body and soul to someone and they leave or hurt you, how crushed you are when its over. Thats why young girls like it cause thats what happens. You get hurt but you still hope and wish you find that magical guy that knocks you off your feet but always catches you.

 I mean its a lovely thought that maybe we'll all find a perfect guy and he'll give us everything we ever want, AND have great looks too, but it doesnt happen like that in real life.

Playing with Dolls and Parenting

My sister and I were talking about something cant remember. and she said that all yourlife you are taught to be a parent. (mostly talking about girls) whats the first thing all girls usually get? A DOLL! And we love this doll, take care of this doll, treat it like a baby. And most of us grow up and become great mothers. (Not all) But it is etched inside our minds.

Anyways... I believe that the boys that get dolls when they are young. Will grow up to be good fathers. Like my brothers. My mother made us all a special one of a kind doll for each of us kids. And the boys got one too. And i see them today, teenagers, and see that they will be great with kids. They already are. My youngest brother he is so patient with smaller children, but the other he just tries to stay out of the way of them, lol. But when they do get married and have kids they will be great.

What's your opinion?

Even if it a GI JOE, Barbi, cabbage patch kid, Any sort of doll/action figure, as long as it is special to that child then they will love it and care for it and that will pay off in the end for their children.

I'm glad i had dolls as a kid.

i could have added alot more to this but my brain isnt working this morning. :-P

We Do Love

 

Broken Teeth

Upon breaking my tooth once again. I felt like i should blog about teeth. I mean you only get one pair. Unless you have the cash to buy yourself a nice pretty porcelain pair.( I could only wish to get a set of those.) But we are not sharks people!!!...But why aren't we? Why cant we have a constant tooth growing mouth? It just UGHs me. I have never had good pretty teeth. And i blame it mostly on myself, but also on my dear mother. lol! Parents should make their children brush their teeth everyday, or brush their teeth for them. I think up until middle school and maybe after that. If you care about your children's future mouth issues it should be a major priority. I've heard that if children get into a normal, constant brushing routine, then they keep it up for the rest of their life. Cause since my teeth got so bad i have to brush them. And i cant stand the feel of them dirty. MAKE YOUR KIDS BRUSH THEIR TEETH!!! I just hope that my kids have perfect teeth. And to make sure they do i will MAKE them brush. If anyone knows how it feels to have a tooth hurt, or when you cant eat on one or both sides of your mouth cause it hurts so bad, why would you want your kids to go through all that?
Ok i'm done.
Here's to dreaming of my pretty porcelain teeth!